werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media


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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

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dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes


halcyonsmoke:

iphone-charger:

cats-of-verona:

teentooth:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

makes me kinda angry idk???

love

What is this from?

Hell

(Source: wetheurban)

whatkindofnameisjensen:

star-anise:

hannibal-and-dory:

ultrafacts:

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Wow

Rocket scientists, everyone.

Okay but I have to ask…if there wasn’t gravity to cause the blood to flow??


marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)