How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2
compliments from the babe <3
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
You win this time
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
I thought we agreed to never be creative again.
I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately
makes me kinda angry idk???
What is this from?
Rocket scientists, everyone.
Okay but I have to ask…if there wasn’t gravity to cause the blood to flow??